not a fan of balls

Dear Sumire,

During a conversation, a friend recently asked:

"Eh, I thought got football tonight? No watch meh?"
"Not a fan of the balls. Like cocks better."
"Huh?"

Lol.

The badminton fan,

jin

theRe's a caMel uP thE hiLL

have you ever heard a song about camel and cock and plankton? then u gotta listen to this one. it's freakin hilarious.

fuNny AuDiTioNs

I was youtubing with Szemun the other day for funny stuffs to watch and we stumble upon these stupid auditions videos. Have some patience and watch them one by one. It’s hilarious. Serious! Seriously funny!

























I guess the moral of the story is that you have to know if u can sing or not before going to any auditions at all. And this videos actually inspired aunjoo to go for an audition. lol

sTuPid fuNny eNgLisH

Ms. Oh sent me an email which got me laughing (even when my mood is totally down). I tot i might as well share the photos here. Enjoy the stupid English.

Maybe after this you will feel the urge to improve your English. :-)

Hmm. Sounds like pleasure in the bathroom.


Wash by hand in coleslaw. Geng!


Carefully, not too fast or your child will... drown?


Very Suspicious indeed.


At least he got "I HATE ALL OF YOU." correctly.


Remove Horniness arr! Meow~


Don't feed the workers. Cruel employee.


Suicidal workers. Haiz.


Fried Ass Meat. ASS MEAT??!


How gay.


Don't feed the fish with your genitals?

a pArKinG sLoT foR dEaD iNdiaN

Kak Ain was admitted into hospital yesterday. As a friend, I visited her at Klang (nonsense, takkan I visit her as doctor plak). It wasn’t easy to find that Klang Hospital. Tersesat. And after a series of unfortunate events, including doing a few U-turns in Klang Town, finally I arrived at the hospital. When I saw her, then only I know that she was admitted because her blood pressure was too low. But since she can smile and ask for diet coke, I guess she'll be fine soon. And of course, I hope and pray that she’ll get well soon!

Kak Ain as smilling as we change the content of the dripper with Diet Coke.

But in this entry, I would like to share what my friends and I saw at the hospital: a very special signboard indeed: a parking slot reserved for dead indians.

I wonder whether they reserved parking slots for dead chinese from government sector as well?

FunNy pHoTogRaPhErS!

While I can’t wait to get hold of my very own DSLR, I kept surfing the net for reviews and stuffs, so that I wouldn’t make a wrong decision. Anyway, I’ve decided to get a D60, and upgrade to a D80, or better models in future (when I have more cash, that is).

So, while surfing, I came across many pictures, which are indeed funny. Most of them are edits and image manipulations I believe, if not shot for fun. I decide to share what I've found, may we all have a laugh.


BEST LYING PHOTOGRAPHERS

To lie on the floor to get a nice shot? To me this is acceptable.

Something like this is still acceptable too.

But what about lying in the middle of the railway track?

Or would you lie in a mall to shoot a pair of Prada?

BEST CLIMBING PHOTOGRAPHERS

What is this desperate photographer trying to shoot? Husband's affair?

If they're not gonna get smashed by that rally car, fine!

I bet that camera is hard to set up on a tree trunk.

Err.. Boss, itu lens cap tak mau buka ar?

This kinda look like a paparazzi to me.

My personal favorite. Human Tripod!

BEST ANIMAL PHOTOGRAPHERS

Would you go that far to get that near?

He must've thought that bird is stupid. Camouflage like that wont work!

The photographer who got the wrong direction.

The camera-dog.

The panda-grapher.

The camera-cat!

BEST SPORT PHOTOGRAPHER

Is this a sniper or a photographer?!

I can feel the racket on my face! Ouch~!

To get the best result, you need more than just one camera.

And it seems like there're more photographer out there that believed in this concept.

It takes a lot of balls to sit there and wait for a shoot.

Identical pros.

He must either be too creative, or too much stress!

IDIOTIC CAMERAMAN

Super clumsy!~

Buta huruf. Duh~!

PERSONAL FAVOURITE!

This category is definitely for those one of a kind photographer!

Protect the camera!

Terbalik lah kak...

Printer-Man: Polaroid's era is over. Let's take instant printing to a new level.

Multi-shooter~!

Are you sure that's a NIKON and not a CANNON?

*Blup blup* *Blooop* *Bloouurrp*

Super makro lens!

If you think 1 ain't enough, make it 4!

I couldn't figure out what possibly were they trying to shoot?

Fly-jumping for a good shoot!

Another multi-SLR-man.

Multi-compact-camera-lad?

Ok lah.. that's all actually. I hope i can get a nice DSLR and shoot good pics with it. (Not to the extend where I'll face situations like the ones above). Here's one last one.

THE BEST DSLR KIT!

Siap dengan beer skali~! Oh yeah~!